Online Joke Book

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Over the years I've gotten a lot of jokes and funny stories via e-mail. I decided to put them on the web so I could share them with my friends and family more easily. Check back every now and then to see what I've added. In the mean time, enjoy!

New Additions

  • New and Improved Living Will
  • You should have gone before we left!
  • Close your gas cap!
  • No Parking
  • GRE Student vs. Normal Person

    • Science and Technology Jokes

  • Beware of H2O!
  • New Element Discovered
  • Famous Last Words
  • How hot is it in Hell?
  • Excerpt from "The Dilbert Future"
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  • A Guide to Understanding Engineers
  • McDonnell-Douglas Survey
  • Useful Mathematical Conversions
  • Math Professors
  • Einstein Funny
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    Computers

  • Proposed Solution for the Y2K Problem
  • Computer Problem Report Form
  • Computer Error Messages in Haiku
  • Features no computer should be without!
  • What if people bought computers like they buy cars?
  • Webmaster Humor
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  • Computers in the Movies
  • ASCII Smileys
  • Windows 2000 Errors
  • Computer Acronyms
  • Tech Support
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    Kids are Fun

  • Kids say the darndest things...
  • Kids' Instructions on Life
  • First Graders at Work
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  • Funny Kids
  • 6th Grade History
  • A Letter From Camp
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    Interesting Lists

  • Pants Wars
  • The Art of Annoyance
  • Useful Office Phrases
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  • Americans
  • What do you read?
  • Truisms
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  • Rules of the Air
  • Dietary Misconceptions
  • New Accounting Terms
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    Philosophy

  • Words to Live By
  • Bumper Sticker Philosophy
  • Ever wonder ...?
  • Questions to Ponder
  • Rhetorical Questions
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  • Dilbert's Words of Wisdom
  • More Words to Live By
  • More Things to Ponder
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
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    Fun with Religion

  • Quirky Religious Sayings
  • Voicemail in Heaven
  • Theological Engineering Exam
  • Two nuns...
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    Government

  • Government Explained
  • Government Explained, Pt 2
  • Rules for Government Travel
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  • Funny Laws Still on the Books
  • Consumer Product Labels
  • Why Communism Failed
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  • A Modest Proposal
  • Evil Overlord
  • Does Crime Pay?
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    Gems of Knowledge

  • Fun Facts
  • More Fun Facts
  • Amaze your friends!
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  • For Those Who Know Everything
  • Facts You Can't Live Without
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    Weather

  • Predicting the Weather
  • Hurricane Reporting
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    Miscellaneous

  • Fun with Telemarketers
  • Real Celebrity Quotes
  • About Your Health
  • Darwin Honorables
  • More Celebrity Quotes
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  • The Lost Dr. Seuss Book
  • Van Gogh's Relatives
  • World's Best Rum Cake
  • The Evil Axis
  • EuroEnglish
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  • What does your birth month mean?
  • Chicken Soup for Beer Drinkers
  • If life were like the movies
  • Rules of Marriage
  • Anagrams
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    Animals

  • The Origin of Pets
  • Cat Haikus
  • Rules for Cats
  • For all you dog lovers
  • Redneck Cat Carrier
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  • Oh, those Penguins!
  • How to Wash a Cat
  • Medicating Your Pets
  • Unhappy Cat
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  • New Cat Carrier (JPG)
  • Are You Missing Your Dog?
  • Desperate for a Catnap (JPG)
  • Amazing Animals
  • Cat Quotes
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    Multimedia

  • Hot Dogs and Fireworks (792kB)
  • Photos from the NYC Blackout (2003)
  • Face the USA (song)
  • The Question of Marriage (2.0MB Video)
  • The World of Dating (2.5MB Video)
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  • Helo Tow Job (350kB)
  • Suburban Trunk Monkey (1.8MB Video)
  • Workplace Efficiency (3.8MB Video)
  • Safety in the Workplace
  • Smart dog (1.0MB Video)
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    Blonde Jokes

  • Blonde Moment
  • The Bet
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  • How far away...
  • 7 Degrees of Blondeness
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    Funny Images

  • Signs, signs, signs...
  • Frazz
  • STOP!
  • Three Blind Mice
  • Would you buy one?
  • Consulting
  • Need a ride?
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  • An Optical Illusion
  • The Ultimate Resume
  • Almost Darwin
  • Google Search
  • Ready Aim Fire
  • Gulf Wars: Episode II
  • New Florida State Motto
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  • How the Pyramids were Built
  • The Modern Art of Kung Fu
  • New Stealth Fighter (shhh..don't tell)
  • Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer
  • Where does ice cream come from?
  • What happens when pumpkins drink too much?
  • When Snow Goes Bad
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    Fun Stories

  • Original Thinking
  • Plane Trip
  • Creative Writing
  • Radio Broadcast
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  • Sherlock Holmes Mystery
  • Having a Bad day?
  • The Redhead
  • Fish Story
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  • How to Offend Everyone
  • Microsoft and Hard Work
  • The Joy of Banking
  • Marriage Counseling
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    Sports

  • Golf Break! (Flash Game)
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    If you have any questions or comments about this site, please e-mail me.