Anagrams
An Anagram, as you know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following areexceptionally clever:
Dormitory--Dirty Room

Evangelist--Evil's Agent

Desperation--A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code--Here Come Dots

Slot Machines--Cash Lost in 'em

Animosity--Is No Amity

Mother-in-law--Woman Hitler

Snooze Alarms--Alas! No More Z's
Alec Guinness--Genuine Class

Semolina--Is No Meal

The Public Art Galleries--Large Picture Halls, I Bet

A Decimal Point--I'm a Dot in Place

The Earthquakes--That Queer Shake

Eleven plus two--Twelve plus one

Contradiction--Accord not in it

Princess Diana.... Ascend in Paris

This one's truly amazing: "To be or not to be: that is the question, whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune."

And the Anagram: "In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten."

Another one: "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." - Neil Armstrong

The Anagram: "Thin man ran; makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!"



The grand finale -- the following phrase:

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA

can be rearranged (with no letters left over, and using each letter only once) into:

TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

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