Funny Quotes About Cats
    "Managing senior programmers is like herding cats."
    --Dave Platt

    "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pi** on your computer."
    --Bruce Graham

    "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
    --Unknown

    "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
    --Anonymous

    "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
    --Jeff Valdez

    "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
    --English proverb

    "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
    --Ellen Perry Berkeley

    "One cat just leads to another."
    --Ernest Hemingway

    "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
    --Mary Bly

    "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
    --Joseph Wood Krutch

    "People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life."
    --Faith Resnick

    "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."
    --Anonymous

    "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
    --Hippolyte Taine

    "No heaven will not ever be Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me."
    --Unknown

    "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."
    --Albert Schweitzer

    "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
    --Ernest Menaul

    "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."

    "Time spent with cats is never wasted."
    --Colette

    "Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
    --Missy Dizick

    "You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats."
    --Colonial American proverb

    "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."
    --Joseph Wood Krutch

    "I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic"

    "My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes."

    "Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."
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