Government Explained
For those of you who are not sure of the differences between the different forms of government around the world, here at last is the comprehensive comparison of world government/economic systems.
FEUDALISM
    You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM
    You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM
    You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and as many eggs as the regulations say you should need.

FASCISM
    You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM
    You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM
    You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

DICTATORSHIP
    You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

SINGAPOREAN DEMOCRACY
    You have two cows. The government fines you for keeping two unlicensed farm animals in an apartment.

MILITARIANISM
    You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY
    You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY
    You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.


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