Facts You Can't Live Without

  • What occurs more often in December than any other month?
      Conception.

  • Only 14% of Americans say they've done this with the opposite sex. What is it?
      Skinny dipping.

  • What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS, from every other TV show?
      No theme song/music.

  • Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
      Their birthplace. This is propinquity.

  • Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
      Obsession

  • More women do this in the bathroom than men.
      Wash their hands. (Women = 80%; Men = 55%)

  • If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
      One thousand

  • What do 100% of all lottery winners do?
      Gain weight.

  • In a recent survey, Americans revealed that this was their favorite smell.
      Banana

  • What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
      All invented by women.

  • Married men revealed that they do this twice as often as single men.
      Change their underwear.

  • This stimulates 29 muscles and chemicals causing relaxation. Women seem to like it light and frequent, men like it more strenuous.
      A kiss

  • This is the only food that doesn't spoil.
      Honey

  • There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year.
      Father's Day

  • What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is most ironic?
      He was allergic to carrots.

  • 40% of all people who come to a party in your home do this?
      Snoop in your medicine cabinet.

  • 3.9% of all women surveyed say they never do this.
      Wear underwear.

  • About 1/3 of all Americans say they do this while sitting?
      Flush the toilet.

  • What person, not a "Seinfeld" regular cast member, is feature on every episode of "Seinfeld"?
      Superman, either by name or pictures on Jerry's refrigerator.

  • 85% of the guys who die while having sex are doing this.
      Cheating on their wives.

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