Consumer Product Labels

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On Sears hair dryer:   Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos:   You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap:   Directions: Use like regular soap.
Some Swanson frozen dinners:   Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:   Fits one head.
On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:   Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:   Product will be hot after heating
On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:   Do not iron clothes on body
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:   Do not drive car or operate machinery
On Nytol (a sleep aid):   Warning: may cause drowsiness
On a Korean kitchen knife:   Warning keep out of children
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:   For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor:   Not to be used for the other use
On Sainsbury's Peanuts:   Warning: contains nuts
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:   Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chain saw:   Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

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