More Words to Live By
- Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
- My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.
- Everytime I think about exercise, I lie down til the thought goes away.
- God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever.
- I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.
- There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is already full.
- The nice part of living in a small town is that when I don't know what I'm doing, someone else does.
- The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
- Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
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