More Words to Live By

  • Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
  • My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.
  • Everytime I think about exercise, I lie down til the thought goes away.
  • God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever.
  • I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.
  • There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is already full.
  • The nice part of living in a small town is that when I don't know what I'm doing, someone else does.
  • The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
  • Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

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