Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM...
He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV....
The10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.....
The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Homer says,"You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Homer placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.....
The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Homer, saying, "Fair's fair.... Here's your money."
Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too...but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Homer took the money.......
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