The Bet
Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM...

He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV....

The10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.....

The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Homer says,"You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Homer placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.....

The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Homer, saying, "Fair's fair.... Here's your money."

Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

The blonde replies, "I did too...but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Homer took the money.......

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