| (-: |
User is left handed. |
| %-) |
User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight. |
| :*) |
User is drunk. |
| [:] |
User is a robot. |
| 8-) |
User is wearing sunglasses. |
| B:-) |
Sunglasses on head. |
| ::-) |
User wears normal glasses. |
| B-) |
User wears horn-rimmed glasses. |
| 8:-) |
User is a little girl. |
| :-)-8 |
User is a Big girl. |
| :-{) |
User has a mustache. |
| :-{ |
2 User wears lipstick. |
| {:-) |
User wears a toupee. |
| }:-( |
Toupee in an updraft. |
| :-[ |
User is a vampire. |
| :-E |
Bucktoothed vampire. |
| :-F |
Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing. |
| :-7 |
User just made a wry statement. |
| :-* |
User just ate something sour. |
| :-)~ |
User drools. |
| :-~) |
User has a cold. |
| :'-( |
User is crying. |
| :'-) |
User is so happy, s/he is crying. |
| :-@ |
User is screaming. |
| :-# |
User wears braces. |
| :^) |
User has a broken nose. |
| :v) |
User has a broken nose, but it's the other way. |
| :_) |
User's nose is sliding off of his face. |
| :<) |
User is from an Ivy League School. |
| :-& |
User is tongue tied. |
| =:-) |
User is a hosehead. |
| -:-) |
User is a punk rocker. |
| -:-( |
Real punk rockers don't smile. |
| :=) |
User has two noses. |
| +-:-) |
User is the Pope or holds some other religious office. |
| `:-) |
User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning. |
| ,:-) |
Same thing...other side. |
| |-I |
User is asleep. |
| |-O |
User is yawning/snoring. |
| :-Q |
User is a smoker. |
| :-? |
User smokes a pipe. |
| O-) |
Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver) |
| O :-) |
User is an angel (at heart, at least). |
| :-` |
User spitting out its chewing tobacco. |
| :-S |
User just made an incoherent statement. |
| :-D |
User is laughing (at you!) |
| :-X |
User's lips are sealed. |
| :-C |
User is really bummed. |
| <|-) |
User is Chinese. |
| <|-( |
User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes. |
| :-/ |
User is skeptical. |
| C=:-) |
User is a chef. |
| @= |
User is pro-nuclear war. |
| *<:-) |
User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat. |
| :-o |
Uh oh! |
|
(8-o |
It's Mr. Bill! |
| *:o) |
And Bozo the Clown! |
| 3:] |
Pet smiley.
|
| 3:[ |
Mean Pet smiley. |
| d8= |
Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat. |
| E-:-) |
User is a Ham radio operator. |
| :-9 |
User is licking his/her lips. |
| %-6 |
User is braindead. |
| [:-) |
User is wearing a walkman. |
| (:I |
User is an egghead. |
| <:-I |
User is a dunce. |
| K:P |
User is a little kid with a propeller beenie. |
| @:-) |
User is wearing a turban. |
| :-0 |
No Yelling! (Quiet Lab) |
| :-: |
Mutant smiley; the invisible smiley. |
| .-) |
User only has one eye. |
| ,-) |
Ditto...but he's winking. |
| X-( |
User just died. |
| 8 :-) |
User is a wizard. |
| -=* :-) |
User is a TeX wizard. |
